ALE 26th Cambridge Beer Festival No. 295

Lawnmower Man

One evening recently, in a backstreet Cambridge pub, in walked a man pushing a Qualcast-type lawnmower. He had his bag of washing draped from the handles (as one does). He asked for a drink (in an Irish accent as it happens, though that's not relevant) but was refused service "as we don't serve lawnmowers". Off they trundled.

The following lunch-time he came in alone, seeking his missing washing. Apparently his mower got him home that night but the washing had other ideas.


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